I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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