does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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