I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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