ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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