Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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