that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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