When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
