make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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