Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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