One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
please don't ironically join a cult
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