my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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