quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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