nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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