do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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