Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
