Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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