what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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