On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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