they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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