How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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