awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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