Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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