I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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