Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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