your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Randomize
