i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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