STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I deserve to be covered in dicks
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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