My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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