omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
