There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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