This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I will be naked everywhere
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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