Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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