she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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