And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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