your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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