so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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