Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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