There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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