How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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