This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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