Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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