remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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