another moral hangover. fuck.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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