he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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