I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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