is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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