We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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