this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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