Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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