Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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